My 3yo and 7mths son

Scenario 1: Happen this morning.Me: Calvin, mummy will pick you up from school today.

Calvin: Mummy after school I want to go shopping. Can or not?

Me: What you want to buy?

Calvin: Toys.

Me: You have a lot of toys at home.(Pointing at a bundle of toys inside his Transformer tent).

Calvin: Mummy not enough mar…I want big one.

Scenario2:

Another morning goes like this. We were both inside the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth and Calvin was doing his morning business.

Me: Calvin got or not?

Calvin: Wait. (He is trying very hard but none)

Me: Faster OK.

Me: If not you’ll be late to school and mummy will be late to work too.

Calvin: Never mind mummy…. I drive sport car and bring you go work. OK or not?

Me: How can you drive without driving license? Calvin: Got. I got one.

Scenario3: One night, I was checking his homework. I flip through page by page. Then I saw something.

Me: How come you coloured the people with dark chocolate and black?

Me: Next time, please colour nicely with skin colour or orange.

Calvin: Mummy, NO. That people is Ah Neh Neh mar… (Indian)

Scenario4: In the car. Me: What you have for recess time today?

Calvin: Cakes and Milo.

Me: Why these days aunty never cook noodles or porridge. Aunty is so lazy.

Next few days later…

Me: Calvin, what you have for today? Biscuit or kuih?

Calvin: No. Mummy today aunty not lazy. Today got fried noodle.

Me: Good lor.

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